Retired or Retarded?
How many excuses can you find for not keeping a job? Well, this guy must be the expert . . .
Let me share with you a story I found on sister Zabrina's web blog about a man who has the perfect job. Well, his perfect job, that is…
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned...couldn't concentrate.
After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it... because it was only a so-so job.
Then I tried to be a chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme.
Next I tried working in a muffler factory - but that was too exhausting.
I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company - but the work was just too draining.
I attempted to be a deli worker - but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.
Then I worked in the wood as a lumberjack - but I just couldn't hack it - so they gave me the ax.
Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried - but I just didn't fit in.
So then I got a job in a workout center - but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian - until I realized there was no future in it.
I studied a long time to become a doctor - but I didn't have the patience (patients).
My best job was being a musician - but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.
I became a professional fisherman - but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.
My last job was working at Starbucks - but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.
SO I RETIRED - AND FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!
- taken from Sister Zabrina's web blog. Visit her many wonderful and uplifting stores
Now blogging at www.wisdomthruwords.blogspot.com (click the link)